video kids get all the girls (I hope).

 

thedailywhat:

Superhero Collaboration of the Day: Ryan Gosling, famed for saving a woman from being hit by a NYC taxi, and Cory Booker, who famously one-upped him a week later by rescuing a woman from a burning building, are the stars of a new web comic. Gosling and Booker, by writers Mike Drucker and Sean Crespo and artist Corey Pandolph, may or may not featureCapt. Sully, Phoenix Jones, and mini Batman.
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thedailywhat:

Superhero Collaboration of the Day: Ryan Gosling, famed for saving a woman from being hit by a NYC taxi, and Cory Booker, who famously one-upped him a week later by rescuing a woman from a burning building, are the stars of a new web comic. Gosling and Booker, by writers Mike Drucker and Sean Crespo and artist Corey Pandolph, may or may not featureCapt. Sully, Phoenix Jones, and mini Batman.

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Let me preface this story by informing you that I’m high as a kite and was during this whole event.

So I’m chilling on the couch watching celeb apprentice with my mom and we hear a noise.

Then we hear more noises.

And I’m flipping shit there might be a ghost or a murderer rapist breaking in.

Or a ghost murderer rapist.

Fuck that man.
So then there’s a crash down the stairs.
And me and my mom send my brother to check it out
because fuck that I’m not getting murder raped by a ghost.
And he’s like there’s a girl in our basement on the ground.
So we check that shit out and sure enough, fucking girl wearing an ICP shirt bleeding from the mouth on our basement floor.
And I’m still not getting closer because I’m not convinced its not a murder rape ghost tricking me.
And she gets up, looks around and flips shit because she knows she’s not in a fucking house she recognizes.
So she makes it back up the stairs and bolts out the door.
But wait
So we go outside and who’s trapped on the ground on our rose bushes?
Fucking drunk girl.
And so she gets up again, looks around, tells me “I know where I am I’ve known Teddy for years!”
So I’m like “mom I don’t know who teddy is.”
And then this girl takes off again.
So we hop in our car and followed her ass around until the cops showed up.
And the moral of the story?
Don’t Listen to ICP.